Time for a more interesting post. Finally.
So while being here we've noticed some very funny things that Italians have said in English. Here are just a few. Note that we aren't making fun of them or being malicious. We just think it's funny and thought you would too.
"For what concern the things you are going to leave in the apt C, try to leave them in the area where the Kristen's bed is." - Alessia
"Watch out for the hole. Last time someone entered it... with the foot." - tour guide at San Gimingano
The first of these is particularly funny because Kristen is very very tall. 6'1" to be exact. In fact today at our cooking class one of the chefs looked up at Kristen with wide eyes and said "La Montagna!" which means mountain in Italian. Kristen said she had actually never gotten that one before. Very original, Mr Italian man. Very good.
So remember when I said "She should probably tell me what her favourite flavour of cake is the next time she sees me so that I can make it for her some time!"? Well that was just a test to see if she reads this thing. She's probably forgotten all about it but in the beginning of our trip she looked over my shoulder and saw the title of my blog and then proceeded to announce it for everyone to hear and talk about how "adorable" that was. She uses that word quite a lot. A lot of times to describe people, myself included. This was kind of cool at first because I usually want to (for some reason that I can't quite explain) be perceived as cute so it's kind of nice when someone says it. I think it's because I've always been the baby of my family and I used to look up to my older sisters a lot and also because I used to have this friend named Michaella when I was in first grade and one time she was on vacation with us I overheard my sisters talking about how cute she was and I thought they liked her more than they liked me. Not really sure if that has anything to do with it but that's the only event I can place such weird behaviour with. If I asked my sisters they definitely wouldn't remember this at all but it's quite clear to me. It's weird how stuff sticks with you. Even stupid things like that. Or maybe it's just me and I need to learn to get over it. Probably.
So anyway, Katie says that everyone is cute. Even when they're doing really normal things like cutting vegetables or eating cereal. I'm starting to get a cold so if I sleep on my back then I'll snore because I can't breath right. She told me this while we were making fajitas, "You were snoring in your sleep last night. It was adorable". At this point I dropped the chicken I was marinating and looked at her. Snoring is not something I would ever call cute. No matter who was doing it. Ever. She just compliments a lot and I usually don't really know how to deal with compliments. I guess I don't really like them for some reason. I think maybe because I don't do enough to deserve them or something. Like I could do better so why are you complimenting me? Maybe that's it. I've gotten a bit better about taking compliments from people even if I don't take them to heart. Usually I just smile and reply, "Thanks, dude" so that they won't harp on making me accept it. I'm sounding ungrateful. I'm not ungrateful. I would just like to earn the compliment and feel like I did something to deserve it. Like when Danielle or Bailey compliments me. I have to work for it so it feels really good when it happens. Katie on the other hand projectile vomits compliments on everything she sees so it just gets annoying after a while. And not a long while. We have a cooking class together so you can imagine what it's like in there. Or maybe you can't. I'll just tell you. The other day we were making Lemon Shortbread cookies in class and we were cooking together and she said to me and out loud, "She's like the head chef and we're all her little sous chefs." She said that twice and each time I didn't really know how to respond so I just said "not really" or something stupid like that. Then I was squeezing dough out of a pastry bag to make fun designs for the cookies and I made a little flower and she just stood there and watched me with a big, gross smile on her face (I say gross because it was motherly and no one should ever smile at anyone like that unless they have that relationship. You would have thought I had just tied my shoes by myself for the first time or something) and said to the other girl, "She's so good at this, it's ridiculous." I was squeezing dough out of a BAG!! How can someone be gifted at that? They can't. Anyone can do it. Just like anyone can cook. It's easy. Follow some freaking directions. I'm doing this because I like it. Not because I'm better at it than anyone else. I may know a few things that some people don't but that's ONLY because I learned it. I told her to stop right when she said that, but I think she thought I was joking because she said no with that gooey smile still on her face. I'm going to talk to her about it soon though. Only she tends to throw away anything you confront her about. She just replies with a "yeah, that's OK" really quick like it would be her answer no matter what you said. She did that to both Anna Lee and Kim whenever they confronted her about something. Hopefully I'll have balls enough to say that no, it isn't fine and it has to stop.
Anyway, another annoying thing she does is repeat herself a lot. Not on mistake like she doesn't realise she's already told you, but on purpose like she wants to remind you so that it will be the most exciting and important thing going on in your life at the moment. Anna Lee, Kristen, Alex, Michelle, and I have all taken to betting how many times she is going to repeat herself. I won €4 the other day! Yaayuuhh!! She also likes to burst into song all the time and she does it in a way where there are a lot of dips to the song even though that's not how the song goes and it's all head voice and annoying. It's like she's trying to make the song sexy and I'm like, "You're freaking singing Octopus's Garden, what the hell are you doing?" So anyway, the people involved in the betting game mentioned above have started playing a game called Knutes (it was the first word that popped into my head. It's a very wrong pronunciation of the bronze coin in wizarding currency, Knuts. Shut up) where we will drop a lyric into regular conversation with Katie and see if she bursts into song and we get points if she does. There's no prize really. Just a fun game. I came up with it when I overheard Anna Lee and Katie talking about Anna Lee's new boots (which Katie later copied and bought the exact same pair, only in black) and Anna Lee said, "Well, these boots were made for walkin". Then Katie started walk-dancing out of the room while singing that song. At first I was like, "Dammit, Anna Lee!" but then that gave me the idea for the game. It should be fun. I bet we'll all be really good at incorporating song lyrics into regular conversation soon.
In interest of keeping up with this pattern of posting things we keep secret from my roommate I am now going to reveal to you... Nannertots. They are an invention of Michelle's and they are amazing. First, you take a banana, slice it, and roll it in some sugar. While doing that some vegetable oil should be heating in a saucepan (not a lot. Gotta conserve, you know!). Crush up some corn flakes and heat some Nutella and a little bit of milk in another saucepan and stir so that it turns into a sauce. Put the bananas in the saucepan with the oil and let them fry. Take them out, roll them in the corn flakes and set them on a plate. At this point they look like tater tots which is where the name Nannertots came from. Then you drizzle the Nutella sauce on and VOILA! Nannertots.
Alex, Michelle, and I have been developing and perfecting this recipe in secret. The reason we can't tell Katie is because she really likes to steal things and take them for her own. The boots were just one example. Another example is the word "sorostitute". Now, I'm not sure how many of you know what this word means but it's basically a name for the sorority plastic. You know the type. The fashion may have changed since I've been out of the country, but while I was on campus at uni the general sorostitute fashion was Nike running shorts, a Northface jacket, and Ugg boots. This was in the winter with temperatures as low as 25. Occasionally they would put tights on under their shorts but they always had to have the shorts on. I understand that the fashions probably change every year, and maybe even every semester but even with that vague description you will always be able to pinpoint a sorostitute. And they are everywhere. Even on this trip with me. You may be asking yourself why a sorostitute wants to be in another country and your guess would be as good as mine. I really have no idea. Anyway, I dropped this phrase once in Rome and she's used it ever since. She used it 6 or 7 times yesterday. All when I was within earshot. No joke. Repeats herself A LOT. So hopefully you now understand what we're dealing with here and why we can't tell her about Nannertots just yet (or you know, ever). It's because every day (you think I'm exaggerating, but it would be at least twice a day) we would hear, "Dude, I made bomb Nannertots yesterday." Of course you made bomb Nannertots! Nannertots in and of themselves are "bomb". She uses that phrase a lot too. It's always "that's bomb" or "I made bomb___". I just don't want her to take that away like she takes everything else away. And I think the fact that she doesn't know about them makes them better. If she knew about them and was in on it they just wouldn't taste the same.
We came up with a secret phrase for when we want to retreat to Alex and Michelle's apartment to make Nannertots. We're going to say, "this shit is bananas". You may think that is really weird and not sneaky of us at all but you haven't been around our apartment. There are a lot of very weird things said on a daily basis. I could just be sitting at the table, doing my Italian homework and say, "dude, this shit is bananas!". It will work. And it may even get me a point in Knutes!
Anna Lee and I are going to try and come up with some pranks to pull on her and Kim. She came up with a really good one. There is a 99 euro cent store down the street from us and she saw those things that kids play with where you put this little dinosaur thing in a cup of water and watch it grow. Only she saw a penis shaped one. Kind of gross but it could be fun to slip that into her water bottle one of these days. We're going to have to think of some more. Leave suggestions if you have any!!
Shout out time! Elisabeth, that's awesome about the Terry's chocolate orange! They're so good and they last for quite a long time too! : ) The classes are for everyone but there aren't actually a lot of Italians that go to my school. It's an international school so people come from all over the world but I have yet to meet an Italian from there. Weird.
Anyway, I'm going to end it there. I could go on all day about how she annoys me but I really shouldn't. We'll save some for later. You may think that I am a mean person for this entry. I really hope not. Think about it. I have to live with this person for 3 more months. It's going to be really hard. I might as well have some fun while I'm at it. Also, I'm going to start putting random quotes by Anna Lee at the end of these things. She is funny and the things she says should be shared with the world. Heres the first:
Anna Lee Quote of the Day: In reference to this dress. "That looks like something colloquial women die in."
Gelato count: 9
Nannertot Escapades: 3
Song currently stuck in my head: What else?