Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: John Green
You: ?
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: i'm a genie..
Stranger: and i will grant u 3 wishes
You: I wish to find John Green.
You: Can you help me, genie?
Stranger: i can ...I CAN!!
Stranger: my powers are almighty.. and i'm here to service u!
Stranger: what can i do.. to help!?
Stranger: first wish!?
You: service me? Hmmmm. Rephrase.
Stranger: sorry lord.. but i'm here to service u...
Stranger: i can't rephrase it
Stranger: i was told to tell the mortals that
Stranger: if i don't i will vanish... POOF
You: oh dear. That sounds serious
Stranger: u really want that to HAPPEN TO ME? :O
Stranger: first wish...
Stranger: lets make this snappy
You: Help me find John Green on omeagle!
Stranger: ummm... whats ur name stranger?
You: lauren.
Stranger: is this john green.. special to u?
Stranger: did u have a conversation with him?.. did it end good?
You: hahaha. sure.
You: no to the last.
Stranger: ...why must u find him?
You: he's my favourite author. and he's on omeagle RIGHT NOW!
Stranger: REALLY!!????
Stranger: r u sure?...
You: true story.
Stranger: really... then i must help u!
You: please do!
Stranger: i can't leave u in this state lauren.. the great genie alex will help U!
Stranger: ..let me summon my immortal POWERS!
You: yesss!
Stranger: ..ummm yes.. yes... he is on right now!...
Stranger: he... he... ...OMG.. his favorite name IS LAUREN!!?
You: wow. that is amazing, genie.
Stranger: he... seems to be.. single... and ...wants to give u a limited edition of his books!
Stranger: ....he.. he is talking to someone right now...
Stranger: the conversation is going sour..
Stranger: he... he is about to look for someone new to talk to!
You: I should probably rescue him from that conversation then.
You: Thanks for your help, genie.
You: DFTBA
Stranger: np lauren!
You: Best wishes!
Stranger: u too
Stranger: take care
Stranger: i wish u the best on ur journey!
You have disconnected.
That's all I have for you now. I was going to post a more serious blog, but I am having too much fun. You should join in the quest to find John Green.
