Candy Cane Kisses...

... are quite good. But that's not what this post is about. I just had quite a hilarious conversation on Omeagle and thought I would share it with you:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: John Green

You: ?

Stranger: hello!

Stranger: i'm a genie..

Stranger: and i will grant u 3 wishes

You: I wish to find John Green.

You: Can you help me, genie?

Stranger: i can ...I CAN!!

Stranger: my powers are almighty.. and i'm here to service u!

Stranger: what can i do.. to help!?

Stranger: first wish!?

You: service me? Hmmmm. Rephrase.

Stranger: sorry lord.. but i'm here to service u...

Stranger: i can't rephrase it

Stranger: i was told to tell the mortals that

Stranger: if i don't i will vanish... POOF

You: oh dear. That sounds serious

Stranger: u really want that to HAPPEN TO ME? :O

Stranger: first wish...

Stranger: lets make this snappy

You: Help me find John Green on omeagle!

Stranger: ummm... whats ur name stranger?

You: lauren.

Stranger: is this john green.. special to u?

Stranger: did u have a conversation with him?.. did it end good?

You: hahaha. sure.

You: no to the last.

Stranger: ...why must u find him?

You: he's my favourite author. and he's on omeagle RIGHT NOW!

Stranger: REALLY!!????

Stranger: r u sure?...

You: true story.

Stranger: really... then i must help u!

You: please do!

Stranger: i can't leave u in this state lauren.. the great genie alex will help U!

Stranger: ..let me summon my immortal POWERS!

You: yesss!

Stranger: ..ummm yes.. yes... he is on right now!...

Stranger: he... he... ...OMG.. his favorite name IS LAUREN!!?

You: wow. that is amazing, genie.

Stranger: he... seems to be.. single... and ...wants to give u a limited edition of his books!

Stranger: ....he.. he is talking to someone right now...

Stranger: the conversation is going sour..

Stranger: he... he is about to look for someone new to talk to!

You: I should probably rescue him from that conversation then.

You: Thanks for your help, genie.

You: DFTBA

Stranger: np lauren!

You: Best wishes!

Stranger: u too

Stranger: take care

Stranger: i wish u the best on ur journey!

You have disconnected.

That's all I have for you now. I was going to post a more serious blog, but I am having too much fun. You should join in the quest to find John Green.